Talbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable spider.

Talbeg created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talbeg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Talbeg, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Talbeg's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Talbeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Never wear corsets.