Bonbingen is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, awesome centipede.

Bonbingen created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Bonbingen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bonbingen, he will turn you into a mole.

Bonbingen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bonbingen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five birds approach from the north.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.