Narltitxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, proud octopus.

Narltitxuc created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Narltitxuc, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Narltitxuc, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Narltitxuc's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Narltitxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Narltitxuc's name in vain.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must love Narltitxuc.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.