Zimyatdoglargliksaf is a god.

It takes the form of a large, loving squirrel.

Zimyatdoglargliksaf created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimyatdoglargliksaf, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zimyatdoglargliksaf, it will ignore you.

Zimyatdoglargliksaf's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Zimyatdoglargliksaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near hamsters while wearing blue tights and balancing four silicon spheres on your neck.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Never paint your feet purple.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.