Libmetpak is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart meerkat.

Libmetpak created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Libmetpak, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Libmetpak, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Libmetpak's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Libmetpak's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Libmetpak.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Retreat if four doves approach from the north.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.