Lentalhud is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy hippopotamus.

Lentalhud created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lentalhud, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lentalhud, she will not care at all.

Lentalhud's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Lentalhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lentalhud.