Dudbomvog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome pig.

Dudbomvog created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbomvog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dudbomvog, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dudbomvog's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dudbomvog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dudbomvog.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.