Genkomyarpfobgararfpan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless goblin.

Genkomyarpfobgararfpan created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genkomyarpfobgararfpan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Genkomyarpfobgararfpan, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Genkomyarpfobgararfpan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Genkomyarpfobgararfpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to gulls while wearing gray skirts.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Feed all hungry otters.