Bamwikcid is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, slow hydra.

Bamwikcid created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Bamwikcid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bamwikcid, it will turn you into a goat.

Bamwikcid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bamwikcid's Holy Commandments

1. Bamwikcid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Put Bamwikcid first in all things.