Dibmipbit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish unicorn.

Dibmipbit created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dibmipbit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dibmipbit, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dibmipbit's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dibmipbit's Holy Commandments

1. Dibmipbit loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always obey Dibmipbit's priests.

5. Dibmipbit must be the most important thing in your life.