Gessmadwegont is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful eagle.

Gessmadwegont created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessmadwegont, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gessmadwegont, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gessmadwegont's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gessmadwegont's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back blue.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.