Paslidrill is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy unicorn.

Paslidrill created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Paslidrill, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Paslidrill, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Paslidrill's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Paslidrill's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven shrews approach from the east.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Never mention capybaras.