Wanhogkadmum is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, idiotic ant.

Wanhogkadmum created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanhogkadmum, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wanhogkadmum, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Wanhogkadmum's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Wanhogkadmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five tortoises in a large pit.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.