Bunmisnurfarbabrancib is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, benevolent aardvark.

Bunmisnurfarbabrancib created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunmisnurfarbabrancib, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bunmisnurfarbabrancib, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bunmisnurfarbabrancib's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bunmisnurfarbabrancib's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bunmisnurfarbabrancib.

2. Always obey Bunmisnurfarbabrancib's priests.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bunmisnurfarbabrancib.