Fonbassloop Sabvagont Bossmisdud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, duplicitous wren.

Fonbassloop Sabvagont Bossmisdud created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonbassloop Sabvagont Bossmisdud, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fonbassloop Sabvagont Bossmisdud, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fonbassloop Sabvagont Bossmisdud's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fonbassloop Sabvagont Bossmisdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about dark matter near seals while wearing black tights and balancing nine zinc spheres on your legs.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.