Arfvinved Fotgadtalfen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, conceited gnu.

Arfvinved Fotgadtalfen created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfvinved Fotgadtalfen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arfvinved Fotgadtalfen, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Arfvinved Fotgadtalfen's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Arfvinved Fotgadtalfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near cats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.