Davlegbap is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, conceited
dragonfly.
Davlegbap created snails two million years ago.
If you believe in
Davlegbap, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Davlegbap, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Davlegbap's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Davlegbap's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear gray clothing.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Davlegbap loves snails, so they must be respected.
5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.