Yatcutyam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, selfish hydra.

Yatcutyam created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatcutyam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yatcutyam, it will laugh at you.

Yatcutyam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yatcutyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Put Yatcutyam first in all things.