Hamvonrentabvendagomin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, kind seal.

Hamvonrentabvendagomin created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Hamvonrentabvendagomin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hamvonrentabvendagomin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hamvonrentabvendagomin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Hamvonrentabvendagomin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hamvonrentabvendagomin.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hamvonrentabvendagomin.