Arfnelhon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing goat.

Arfnelhon created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfnelhon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arfnelhon, it will turn you into a tree.

Arfnelhon's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Arfnelhon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide from orange aardvarks for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Run away if three tortoises approach from the east.

5. Never think ill of sick goats.