Zodgodcut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy raccoon.

Zodgodcut created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodgodcut, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodgodcut, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zodgodcut's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zodgodcut's Holy Commandments

1. Zodgodcut loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Run away from violet shrews, for they are unholy.