Dinliklim is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, prudent dugong.

Dinliklim created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Dinliklim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dinliklim, it will strike you with lightening.

Dinliklim's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dinliklim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Hide if eight doves approach from the east.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near porpoises while wearing brown boots and balancing three silicon spheres on your chest.