Monbemnur is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless jellyfish.

Monbemnur created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monbemnur, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Monbemnur, he will refuse to believe in you.

Monbemnur's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Monbemnur's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three cats approach from the west.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Monbemnur in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away from orange otters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.