Zodhinflam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, witty parrot.

Zodhinflam created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodhinflam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zodhinflam, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zodhinflam's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Zodhinflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never chant near bats.