Kabflyfig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sapient cat.

Kabflyfig created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabflyfig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kabflyfig, it will turn you into a tree.

Kabflyfig's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Kabflyfig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Kabflyfig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help sick squirrels.