Loghomflan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying dove.

Loghomflan created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Loghomflan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Loghomflan, it will laugh at you.

Loghomflan's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Loghomflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Run away if eight swans approach from the west.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Loghomflan on top of all buildings.