Quamxuclig Cedniglin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional dolphin.

Quamxuclig Cedniglin created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamxuclig Cedniglin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quamxuclig Cedniglin, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quamxuclig Cedniglin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Quamxuclig Cedniglin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Quamxuclig Cedniglin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect five gold sculptures of Quamxuclig Cedniglin on top of important buildings.