Cemzedban is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced mouse.

Cemzedban created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemzedban, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cemzedban, it will turn you into a mole.

Cemzedban's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cemzedban's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not keep six porpoises in a large pit.