Zagjiggof is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic penguin.

Zagjiggof created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagjiggof, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zagjiggof, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zagjiggof's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zagjiggof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never feed gooseberries to ducks while wearing cyan corsets.

5. Do not make images of living things.