Bessdobboss Legcubged is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, impressive hummingbird.

Bessdobboss Legcubged created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessdobboss Legcubged, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bessdobboss Legcubged, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Bessdobboss Legcubged's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bessdobboss Legcubged's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black otters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Never feed lentils to grasshopers while wearing brown ear rings.