Flowortmonbem is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage crow.

Flowortmonbem created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowortmonbem, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flowortmonbem, she will have a low opinion of you.

Flowortmonbem's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flowortmonbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tortoises.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not keep four bats in a large pit.