Farnmilken is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, slow
wolf.
Farnmilken created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Farnmilken, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Farnmilken, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Farnmilken's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Farnmilken's Holy Commandments1. Never eat limes.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never feed lots of garlic to snails while wearing magenta stockings.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Run away if six geese approach from the north.