Watlogdap is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless faun.

Watlogdap created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Watlogdap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Watlogdap, he will make you grow a tail.

Watlogdap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Watlogdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never mention manatees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.