Sismobsidbon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, caring mink.

Sismobsidbon created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sismobsidbon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sismobsidbon, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sismobsidbon's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sismobsidbon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Never write about dark matter.