Nurtbamvonkrullsat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest dog.

Nurtbamvonkrullsat created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbamvonkrullsat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurtbamvonkrullsat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nurtbamvonkrullsat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nurtbamvonkrullsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing black trousers and balancing nine iron spheres on your face.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Nurtbamvonkrullsat in the centre of the settlement.