Nakdapmip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish skunk.

Nakdapmip created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nakdapmip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nakdapmip, she will turn you into a goat.

Nakdapmip's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nakdapmip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect six silver sculptures of Nakdapmip on top of important buildings.