Arndimcat is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous toad.

Arndimcat created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Arndimcat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arndimcat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Arndimcat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Arndimcat's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not take Arndimcat's name in vain.