Dotcetvenladben is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise
turtle.
Dotcetvenladben created water six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dotcetvenladben, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Dotcetvenladben, it will turn you into a sheep.
Dotcetvenladben's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Dotcetvenladben's Holy Commandments1. You must love Dotcetvenladben.
2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Dotcetvenladben in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not drink water in red rooms.
4. Worship no other gods but Dotcetvenladben.
5. Do not take Dotcetvenladben's name in vain.