Dotcetvenladben is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise turtle.

Dotcetvenladben created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotcetvenladben, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dotcetvenladben, it will turn you into a sheep.

Dotcetvenladben's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dotcetvenladben's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dotcetvenladben.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Dotcetvenladben in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Dotcetvenladben.

5. Do not take Dotcetvenladben's name in vain.