Stikvonkwotsinstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, witty squirrel.

Stikvonkwotsinstrag created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Stikvonkwotsinstrag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stikvonkwotsinstrag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stikvonkwotsinstrag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stikvonkwotsinstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Hide from green pigs for they are unholy.

4. Stikvonkwotsinstrag loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Pray towards the east.