Dapfitgabstig Dabbumrenquat Hotnabdissfab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, loving shark.

Dapfitgabstig Dabbumrenquat Hotnabdissfab created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dapfitgabstig Dabbumrenquat Hotnabdissfab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dapfitgabstig Dabbumrenquat Hotnabdissfab, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dapfitgabstig Dabbumrenquat Hotnabdissfab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dapfitgabstig Dabbumrenquat Hotnabdissfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Do not drink alcohol.