Timhugcen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, dishonourable snake.

Timhugcen created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Timhugcen, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Timhugcen, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Timhugcen's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Timhugcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.