Kimvednatven is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, prudent zebra.

Kimvednatven created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kimvednatven, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kimvednatven, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Kimvednatven's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kimvednatven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.