Arfstangup is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured coyote.

Arfstangup created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfstangup, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Arfstangup, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Arfstangup's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Arfstangup's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Respect your elders.