Rilmabgon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage spider.

Rilmabgon created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilmabgon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rilmabgon, it will come to you in dreams.

Rilmabgon's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rilmabgon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Retreat if six capybaras approach from the west.

5. Do not shave your feet.