Mabbeddab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able jellyfish.

Mabbeddab created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbeddab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabbeddab, she will destroy your home planet.

Mabbeddab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Mabbeddab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not listen to music.