Ranontcun Hugyak Hamzogdid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful goose.

Ranontcun Hugyak Hamzogdid created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranontcun Hugyak Hamzogdid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ranontcun Hugyak Hamzogdid, she will come to you in dreams.

Ranontcun Hugyak Hamzogdid's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ranontcun Hugyak Hamzogdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Run away from cyan grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about spacetime near bats while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing six titanium spheres on your feet.

5. Fast once a month.