Fadzimwee is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, omnipotent human.

Fadzimwee created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadzimwee, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fadzimwee, he will curse you with boils.

Fadzimwee's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fadzimwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. You must love Fadzimwee.

3. Do not take Fadzimwee's name in vain.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Hide if three goats approach from the east.