Dotciptit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sage squid.

Dotciptit created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotciptit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dotciptit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dotciptit's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dotciptit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple frogs for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.