Kadvegrill is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy monkey.

Kadvegrill created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadvegrill, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kadvegrill, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kadvegrill's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kadvegrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.