Bogveglagtif is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able alligator.

Bogveglagtif created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Bogveglagtif, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogveglagtif, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bogveglagtif's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bogveglagtif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never feed lots of bread to great tits while wearing turquoise shoes.

4. Put Bogveglagtif first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.